Don Cheadle Is Captain Planet

Found footage from a mid-90’s Miami booty party.

Sir Patrick Stewart stars as the Godfather of scalping tickets for the grandest event of them all....The 2012 London Olympics.

Set in an alternate reality in which everyone is a cliché from a tacky porn film, a group of increasingly self-aware stock characters are up against a mysterious killer offing them one by one.

Watch out! Don Cheadle is back as Captain Planet and he's still turning everyone into trees.

Three legendary synth musicians compete in a cosmic battle for synth dominance, in this recently-unearthed concert from 1986.

Captain Planet stars in a horrible film as human action hero, Croc Peterson... Then turns everyone into trees.

Watch this NFL Training video and you too can finally learn how not to murder people.

Hector is a period piece of a sort, taking place in 1993, 2014, 2022, and in the thirty-second century—loosely chronologically, though striated throughout with flashbacks and visions of the future(s), edited as though by a half-dozen different people with entirely different intentions, or one nut job desperate to appeal to a half-dozen different audiences. It may loosely be described as a movie about the making of a movie, in which Corirossi plays “Nick Corirossi,” a balding lecher and fraud director whose messianic delusions turn out to be true.

Captain Planet drops in on a very concerned Environmental Protection Organization, and he and Ma-Ti have a heart to heart.

Have you heard that St. Vincent has been named ambassador to the tiny northern Russian island of Recorstorda? She has nothing to do with Record Store Day.

Sir Patrick Stewart stars as the Godfather of scalping tickets for the grandest event of them all....The 2012 London Olympics.

This is a short film inspired in the 80's classic "Weird Science". It does not follow the same story, but could be seen as a spoof remake.

Watch out! Don Cheadle is back as Captain Planet and he's still turning everyone into trees.

Three legendary synth musicians compete in a cosmic battle for synth dominance, in this recently-unearthed concert from 1986.

Captain Planet stars in a horrible film as human action hero, Croc Peterson... Then turns everyone into trees.

Captain Planet drops in on a very concerned Environmental Protection Organization, and he and Ma-Ti have a heart to heart.