Everything is Terrible: Legends
The Legends collection is a culmination of the first seven (of 777) years of work from EIT! These mindfreaks have taken thousands of forgotten VHS tapes, chewed them up, and spit them back to their young via daily website postings. They’ve exposed the world to massaging cat ladies, apocalyptic facial exercises, pizzas parties in hell, and our immortal party-god, Duane. This 3-disk collection is 12+ hours of the best of EIT!'s daily videos including many that have been banned from the web! Seeing all this madness chronicled in one place reminds us that in the right hands, garbage can be turned into gold!
Everything Is Terrible!
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The found footage collective, Everything is Terrible! Has taken over 2,000 forgotten VHS tapes and re-contextualized them in order to tell the tale of The Dark Lord himself, Lucifer.
Dante Fontana presents 100+ weird, psychedelic, and interesting television ads from the 60's/70's. Beautifully restored and available on DVD for the very first time! Includes ads for Alpha Bits, Cheerios, Bright Side Shampoo, Protine 29, Arco, Coke, Diet Pepsi, 7 UP, Noxema, Nescafe, Italian Swiss Colony Wine, Super Max, Hamm's Beer, and so much more!!!
This is a 2-hour mix-DVD Dante made for his friends of random stuff he likes, okay fine he'll share it with you too, even though you are a complete stranger. We can't tell you what's on here, you'll have to be surprised, or disappointed, or whatever... don't complain, just watch it at your own risk!!
Live from America's favorite vacation park! Dante Fontana mixes over 90 live action Disney TV Specials from the 70's/80's, and 90's with no shortage of robots, singing, parade floats, dancing kids, and retarded adults. Throw in a calvacade of stars for good measure including Alan Thicke, Lisa Bonet, Regis Philbin, R2-D2, Burt Reynolds, Suzanne Somers, Drew Barrymore, New Kids On The Block, Michael Jackson, and many more!
A psychedelic, beat-driven ambient video experience made entirely out of audience reaction footage from comedy VHS tapes. This was shown as the seating video on the Two Head Cleaners and a Microphone Tour! Great for your next creep party!
Those krazed VHS-hunting pupz from Everything Is Terrible! (everyone’s favorite found footage chop shoppe) are back with their third inner-eye-opening feature, containing a feat never before attempted in either human or canine history. EIT! asks but two simple questions, “What if we make a movie composed ENTIRELY out of dog-related found footage?” and ‘'What if this magickal movie, made up of thousands of other dog movies, is also a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 masterpiece The Holy Mountain?” Well, let’s stop asking dumb rhetorical questions because this never-ending spiral of World-Pup winning, sunglasses-wearing, murder-solving, skateboarding pooches is real! No Bonez about it, this is it! Are you dog enough to go fetch it? ARFFFFFF!
This 20-minute megamix of technology's greatest boners, bloopers, and oopsies will have you giga-ramming your data space with laughter!!!! This DVD also features an hour of tech-related EIT! hits!
The team of smart-talkin' toddlers known as Everything Is Terrible! have once again emerged from their VHS cocoons to conjure a jam on culture so culture-jamtastic that we're sorry we can't be there to hold your hand as you watch in dazed amazement. Thousands of hours of brain-boiling footage have been concentrated into an impenetrable jewel of an experience, teach us once and for all that loving well is the best revenge.
To prove they're still 'with it' and 'urban,' Everything is Terrible! has taken the entire history of co-opted cool, and bashed it together into one continuous mix that will not only please your earballs, but also your eyelobes. Can we B real 4 a second? Everyone knows rap music is best when performed by white people promoting reasonably-priced hammed-burgers. So doesn't it make sense to witness and celebrate the REAL birth of hip-hop? You know, the one involving child actors rappin' 'bout stamps, and claymation doughboys spittin' rhymes 'bout crescent rolls! And you'd never in a billion years think old ladies can rap- BUT THEY TOTALLY CAN! After EIT! Does The Hip-Hop!, you’ll never need to listen to music again! For various reasons! ...And it don’t stop! Word!
Remote Control Magic is the ultimate 70's channel surfing experience. Dante Fontana guides you on a journey of game shows, news broadcasts, TV shows, commercials, infomercials, PSA's, celebrity specials, made-for-TV movies, network promos, talk shows, dating shows, award shows, live parades, sporting broadcasts, variety shows. Yes, it's all from 70's television and it's all an everflowing fountain of bad haircuts, leisure suits, sexism, disco, supervans, and racial insensitivity. Includes 25 minutes of bonus features!
