Hiss and Hers

Tweety Bird is on vacation with his mistress, Granny, in Hawaii, where Sylvester Cat is scrounging for food on a beach...

The Dogfather tells his nephew a story- his own version of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears." In this version, the three bears are actually Dogfather and his hench-dogs, and it's pizza instead of porridge, and the Goldilox is an criminal who breaks inside someone's house and eats whatever they have.

Roland is "Roland Hood" and takes money from the evil tax-collector (Rattfink) to give to the poor. Rattfink however has other ideas.

Toro and Poncho watch the Sheriff's posse chase the Cactus Kid right into a showdown with Poncho at the Horny Toad Saloon for the fastest tongue in the west.

The Pink Panther meets a friendly salmon at the beach and keeps him as a pet.

The Pink Panther is attacked by a dog flea and tries to get rid of it.

The Pink Panther has difficulty crossing a busy traffic intersection.

An Indian fakir's magic rope falls in love with the Pink Panther's tail.

The setting: two South Sea islands. On one: a hungry, shipwrecked Aardvark. On the other: an army of (food) Ants. The Aardvark knows that this is true because he sees the Ants in his spyglass. All that you have to do is swim right over there... except that there's a mean old shark who won't let that happen. The Aardvark tries, but he fails. Next, he gets a surfboard. The shark eats that as if it's newspaper.

Inspector Clouseau has feelings of vulnerability and what he fears may be paranoia after he is assigned to guard a priceless jewel. Unbeknownst to him, he has already narrowly escaped several covert attempts on his life by two jewel thieves. Clouseau goes to see a psychiatrist, who turns out to be one of the thieves in disguise!