No Kidding
The premise involves a young couple, David and Catherine Robinson (Leslie Phillips and a young Geraldine McEwan), who have to turn their large country house into a money-making proposition. Their solution is to invite the kids of the rich and famous to spend a summer enjoying all the loving care and attention they miss at home. After the youngsters arrive, David quickly realizes what the offensive little punks need is some real discipline, and so the summer begins.
Casts & Crew
Leslie Phillips
Geraldine McEwan
Julia Lockwood
Irene Handl
Esma Cannon
Noel Purcell
Joan Hickson
June Jago
Cyril Raymond
Alan Gifford
Sydney Tafler
Brian Oulton
Eric Pohlmann
Patricia Jessel
Brian Rawlinson
Michael Sarne
Joy Shelton
Earl Cameron
Pearl Prescod
Peter Howell
Marion Mathie
Peggy Simpson
Noel Hood
Cyril Chamberlain
Christopher Witty
Martin Stephens
Francesca Annis
Haydn Evans
Michael Gowdy
Janet Bradbury
Keith Lacey
Mark Milleham
Millicent Kerr
Louise Redman
Chris Adcock
Pat Ryan
Del Watson
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