The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
The town sheriff and a madame team up to stop a television evangelist from shutting down the local whorehouse, the famed "Chicken Ranch."
Casts & Crew
Burt Reynolds
Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd
Dolly Parton
Mona Stangley
Dom DeLuise
Melvin
Charles Durning
Governor
Jim Nabors
Deputy Fred
Robert Mandan
Senator Wingwood
Lois Nettleton
Dulcie Mae
Theresa Merritt
Jewel
Noah Beery Jr.
Edsel (as Noah Beery)
Raleigh Bond
Mayor
Barry Corbin
C.J.
Ken Magee
Mansel
Mary Jo Catlett
Rita
Mary Louise Wilson
Modene
Howard K. Smith
Howard K. Smith
Gail Benedict
Chicken Ranch Girl
Valerie Leigh Bixler
Chicken Ranch Girl
Leslie Cook
Chicken Ranch Girl
Carol Culver
Chicken Ranch Girl
Lorraine Fields
Chicken Ranch Girl
Trish Garland
Chicken Ranch Girl
Sandi Johnson
Chicken Ranch Girl
Lee Lund
Chicken Ranch Girl
Paula Lynn
Chicken Ranch Girl
Lily Mariye
Chicken Ranch Girl
Andrea Pike
Chicken Ranch Girl
Terry Calloway
Chicken Ranch Girl (as Terrie M. Robinson)
Jennifer Nairn-Smith
Chicken Ranch Girl
Terri Treas
Chicken Ranch Girl
Melanie Winter
Chicken Ranch Girl
Stephen Bray
Aggie
Brian Bullard
Aggie
Jeff Calhoun
Aggie (as Jeffrey Calhoun)
Gary Chapman
Aggie
John Dolf
Aggie
David Engel
Aggie
Edmond Alan Forsyth
Aggie (as Ed Forsyth)
Mark Fotopoulos
Aggie
Michael Fullington
Aggie
David Warren Gibson
Aggie
Joe Hart
Aggie
Jeffrey Hornaday
Aggie
Patrick Maguire
Aggie
Ted Marriot
Aggie
Jerry Mitchell
Aggie
Steven Moore
Aggie
Douglas Robb
Aggie
Kevin Ryan
Aggie
Tim Topper
Aggie
Marvin Tunney
Aggie
Randy Val Cupp
Aggie
Robert Warners
Aggie
Robin Lynn Funk
Dogette
Larry Kenton
Dogette
Edie Lehmann Boddicker
Dogette (as Edie Lehmann)
Mark Thomas McGee
Dogette (as Mark McGee)
Karen McLain
Dogette
Benjamin Taylor
Dogette
Arnetia Walker
Dogette
Ty Whitney
Dogette
Robert Briscoe Evans
Melvin's Crew (as Robert Briscoe)
John Walter Davis
Melvin's Crew
Gregory Itzin
Melvin's Crew
Timothy Stack
Melvin's Crew
Larry B. Williams
Melvin's Crew
Harvey Christiansen
Old Farmer
Donald F. Colson
Jeff Gerald
Helen Kleeb
Dora
Mickey Jones
Henry
Bobby Fite
Dulcie Mae's Son
Paula Shaw
Wulla Jean
Kenneth White
Sheriff Jack Roy
Ted Gehring
Sheriff Chapman
Wayne Heffley
TV Station Manager
Verne Lundquist
Verne Lundquist (as Vern Lundquist)
Lee Grosscup
Lee Grossip
Lee Ritchey
Governor's Aide
Alice Drummond
Governor's Secretary
Thomas Myers
Senator's Aide (as Thomas R. Myers)
Victoria Wells
Washing Girl
Karyn Harrison
Chicken Girl
Randy Bennett
Privates Boy
Willie T. Neely
Nester
Harold Offer
Nester
Kenneth Threadgill
Nester
John Edson
Male Reporter
Robert Ginnaven
Male Reporter
Sharon Ammann
Female Reporter
Claudette Gardner
Female Reporter
Suzi McLaughlin
Female Reporter
Christine Bridges
Chicken Ranch Girl Raid (uncredited)
Anne Gaybis
Chicken Ranch Girl (uncredited)
Larry Gilman
50's Vignette (uncredited)
Bob Harks
Audience Member (uncredited)
Kay Parker
World War II Girl (uncredited)
Catherine Wilkinson
Young Whore Dancer (uncredited)
Bret Williams
Silhouette Cowboy (uncredited)
Robbin Young
Working Girl in Whorehouse (uncredited)
Chuck Dawson
JukeBox Delivery Man (uncredited)
Also Directed by Colin Higgins
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