The Boys in Blue
Sgt. Cannon (Tommy Cannon) and PC Ball (Bobby Ball) run the police station in the quiet town of Little Botham. When the station is threatened with closure due to a lack of crime, they decide to invent some crimes to justify their existence. When they try to steal a painting from a local rich businessman (Roy Kinnear), they accidently stumble across a gang of real art thieves who have just stolen £1 million worth of paintings. It is up to the two bungling cops to stop them escaping with their haul.
Val Guest
Casts & Crew
Bobby Ball
Tommy Cannon
Suzanne Danielle
Roy Kinnear
Eric Sykes
Jack Douglas
Jon Pertwee
Edward Judd
Arthur English
Eric Francis
Billy Burden
Nigel Lambert
Ken Barker
Richard Borthwick
John D. Collins
Su Douglas
Laurence Harrington
Richard Hunter
Peter Rutherford
Rosemary Williams
Tommy Wright
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