Villains

Harry Gillespie, book keeper for gangsters, madams, extortionists and drug traffickers, skims money from each of his clients. He escapes to a remote location in Utah with Ebony, a Vegas call girl he has befriended. Ebony discovers Harry is being tracked down by his clients. She tries to convince him to run away to Cuba, but Harry is resigned. Bingo, a New Orleans racketeer arrives, and tortures Harry until he agrees to return his money. They kill him. Others come - Luke from New York, Babette from Los Angeles, and finally Michael from Las Vegas. They murder them one by one. The murders leave Harry with no hope for a better future, and Ebony with no way to escape from Harry.

Robert Burns overcomes his upbringing as a farm labourer to become the national poet of Scotland. Love comes his way in the form of Jean Armour but his attempts at securing a happy relationship are blighted by Jean's father who disapproves of Burns. Finally, Jean and Robbie are married and Burns tries to settle down to a happy married life, but the success of his literary career brings with it many temptations and he is unable to resist the attention of the aristocratic women who fawn upon him. Finding difficulties in supporting his growing family of children, Burns seeks work as a local tax and excise officer in the port of Dumfries when Britain is threatened by the spread of the French Revolution

Fledgling female stand up learns how not to die on stage.

June Bennett goes to Yorkshire to marry one of the richest men in Britain. Despite being twice her age, she knows what she is doing.

Traveling from Transylvania to Scotland by train, the Count's two companions Lucy and Renfield start on a series of changes in order to get the Count over his many fears - sunlight, crosses, bibles, running water, garlic, food and drink.

A guy on a mountain bike stalks five students, murders them and eats their brains. They say it's safe, healthy and fun to hill walk in Scotland, but they don't tell you when there is a cannibal on the loose.

An unfulfilled young woman takes up running.