Abbie Hern

Don Rodolfo is a shameless libertine, the greatest swordsman the world has ever seen and a total idiot. Now barricaded inside a remote tavern, surrounded by the Catalan army and facing almost certain death, Rodolfo has ten minutes to drink a bottle of Valdepañas and tell his epic tale.

A transfer student's unusual interests make her an easy target at her new all-girls boarding school before she discovers her popular classmate's special talent.