Adam Brooks
A tenuously connected group of nobodies trudge through their dreary Winnipeg existence. A sickly man in an unhappy marriage, a stand-up comedian whose sets are received with indifference, a stoner couple who share only trivial exchanges, and a young loner are each living lives lost in translation, detached from their surroundings and the people around them. Transcending miserablism, everyday mishaps become resounding tragedies in Fabián Velasco and Miloš Mitrovič’s uncomfortably unironic anti-comedy.
A one-time (and now one-handed) master film editor toiling in the cinematic sweatshops of 1970s Italy becomes the prime suspect in a series of brutal murders.
From the creators of The Last Video Store comes this insane holiday treat, filled with gore, a tree monster, and VHS-nostalgia! Narrated by Astron 6's Adam Brooks.
Santa goes on a blind date and ends up getting a lesson in Stockholm Syndrome.
Ahab, a man obsessed with exacting a brutal, violent revenge on the man who murdered his dad, joins John, an eager priest, and Twink, a hot-headed street hustler, on an epic quest to find and defeat this mythical monster known as Chris Fuchman AKA The Father's Day Killer.
The evil Count Draculon and his army of demons have conquered Earth, but a young soldier who lost his life in the first war against Hell has reawakened in the future as MANBORG! Together with a crew of post-apocalyptic rebels, the half-man half-machine hero will fight to defeat Draculon and take back the planet!
What happens when two lonely losers and one wild party animal hit the beach for some hot fun in the summer sun? Can they learn to be cool or is cool something you're born with? You'll find out in this hilarious summer beach comedy from Astron-6 that holds its own against the other great beach comedies of years gone by, such as Weekend at Bernie's, Jacob's Ladder, and Hardbodies.
What if the principal in The Breakfast Club had punched Bender in the face instead of trying to provoke Bender to punch him? What if you could smash a bottle across Ferris Bueller’s face? What if Otto from Alex Cox’s Repo Man was your boyfriend? If any of these sound like a dream come true, Punch Out is the film for you. This coming-of-age story concerns the growth of nine separate characters over the course of three days. John Hughes eat your heart out you piece of shit.
In this spectacular sci-fi sequel, the emotionally-fractured Trance must overcome the demons of his past and once again wage war on the evil spirit of Einstein and his army of laser-wielding ghosts. Together with the ghost of his dead comrade, a rogue cop and a sultry scientist, Trance must return to Laser Cove and make a final stand against the technologically-advanced forces of evil.
From Steven Kostanski, director of “Lazer Ghosts 2: Return to Laser Cove”, comes the story of two brothers who must fight to escape an unholy institution populated with an endless sea of ghoulish creatures. Will Max (Conor Sweeney) be able to see past the disturbing condition of his brother Karl (Matthew Kennedy) and lead them to safety, or will his personal flaws trap them forever in a world of darkness and misery?
Five fresh faced camp counselors arrive at Camp Ena, a place where teenage boys and girls learn to experience the joys of nature, as well as each other. A military virus released into the environment twenty years earlier has a deadly effect on the counsellor's genitals causing their erotic games to turn deadly. If you like "Zombi 3", "Friday the 13th Part VII", or just STDs in general, you'll wish H.I.Z. would never end.
Two men travel by night, but where are they headed and why? Are they father and son or something else? Sebastian & Alan follows these two characters who only seem to exist on the periphery as they wait for their own plots to unfold before them.
Acclaimed Canadian artist Cliff Eyland looks back on his life after a successful double lung transplant.
Santa returns to his former hideout to claim what is rightfully his on Christmas
A newly single man eases the pain of his midlife crisis by launching a public access talk show.
Five friends, a love of film and a suicide pact. In Tolkein lore, Astron-6 is the day of the Elvish New Year. And a New Year is upon us indeed… From their first meeting at the Winnipeg Short Film Massacre, the five men instantly found themselves embroiled in a deadly game of cat and mouse. Rather than desroy each other, the sworn enemies decided to unite and then destroy themselves (once famous). Astron-6 is the brainchild of these five iconoclastic, multi-media artiests who share a fascination with the emchanics of fear and laughter. They subvert the expectations of the seasoned viewer with the nightmarish and absurd. Their imagery and recurring themes are often torn from the childhood of the irony-craving, internet savvy Generations X and Y. That is, they often lampoon genre films of the 1980’s.
Matt and Conor meet up with the famous Santa Claus only to find he is struggling with his relationships at home.
