Allene Quincy
Determined to gatecrash her ex-lover's funeral on glamorous French hideaway Île de Ré, former Hollywood siren Helen escapes her London retirement home with help of repressed English housewife Priscilla and they hit the road together in a race to get to the funeral on time.
Guy, far too intelligent for the small town he lives in encourages his friends to do something with their lives...even crime isn't out of the question!
