Chris Seaver
Series dedicated to preserving the legacy of shot on video horror movies. Hear the true stories from the innovators themselves on these important works in cinema history.
Years have passed since the sexual onslaught of "Stinkfist, The Sexsquatch", a horned up Big Foot like beast who killed and violated the nubile teens at Blood Stool Creek. But you can't keep an interstellar sexual species like the Sexquatch down for long! Another of the species, FIST STINK, has landed on Earth to unleash his own special brand of "love" on the population. But Fist Stink has learned of another sexual dynamo who is horning in on the his Casanova-like business - "Teen Ape", known around the universe as "the one true lover and leaver of woman", is cutting into his game. When Teen Ape and his friends get together to throw an ultimate "sex" party, Fist Stink crashes the good times, challenging Teen Ape to a contest to see who is the most powerful sexual devastator of them all. It's TEEN APE VS SEXSQUATCH in the ultimate battle of the sex-crazed monsters. Grab your umbrellas ladies because things are about to get MOIST!
A group of moms celebrating ladys night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a ravenous horde of flesh eating corpses. Will they be able to meet up with their husbands, save their children who are away at summer camp and make it home in time for dinner? Watch Milfs Vs. Zombies and find out!
Four geeky friends seeking to lose their virginity go on one last summer adventure after they find out about a very gross and curious rumor they must investigate.
Horror - Segments from eight of the leading indie horror filmmakers including Tim Ritter, Brad Sykes, Donald Farmer, Todd Sheets, Chris Seaver, Ron Bonk, and Marcus Koch. - Vanessa Nocera, Alaine Huntington, Mike Malloy
When the Sleepy Hollow Heights Horror Club learns their local grindhouse will be shut down, they plan a 24-hour horror-movie-marathon as a last-ditch effort to save the theater. Unbeknownst to them, a derelict called The Phantom will stop at nothing to keep the meddling kids from ruining his sanctuary - and things go from bad to worse as The Phantom falls for the girl of his dark dreams.
Lance and Skippy are having a rough go at X-mas this year and feel like they need to lift their spirits. They decide to create a sexy elf chic who will grant them wishes, by using their computer, to bring them all the happiness they WANT but don't deserve. This short is incredibly stupid and bonkers and sure to make you laugh until you poop.
Joey Jeremiah's friends have gathered near Blood Stool Creek for a party weekend to throw their ambitious friend a ""get laid"" party. Teens... woods... beer... sex... what could possibly go wrong? Well the wooded area that plays host to their good times houses a sinister beast. He's blood thirsty, intelligent, eloquent, covered in hair, and HORNY as hell... it's SEXSQUATCH!
Troma Team Video presents the Third Reich film anthology! First up is "The Secret of the Magic Mushrooms" where two young friends go deep in the woods to camp and drink. As they get totally drunk, a terrible accident occurs and one of the friends loses his life. But is death really the end? Maybe a handful of those legendary magic mushrooms can bring him back to life. Next is "Attack of the Tromaggot". The illegal activities of the Mucus Mucus Corporation have left the sewers of Maggotown full of toxic waste. When a tiny maggot escapes from a nearby lab and falls down a drain, directly into a the deadly chemicals, it mutates into the horrifying Tromaggot, a bloodthirsty beast! Will the incompetent police force of Maggotown stop the monster before it's too late? Finally we have "Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse".
In 1945, the members of P.I.A. (Paranormal Investigation Agency) landed in Nazi Germany and defeated Hitler and his evil scheme to unleash genetically engineered man-monsters on the world. What they didn't know was that Hitler's right-hand assistant, retained a vial of his DNA! Now she plans to bring him and his creatures back and start the Fourth Reich. Only Teen Ape and his new team can save the world from doom!
Many years have passed since the tragic events at Blood Fart Lake, where Jimmy dispatched a bunch of party going, cabin dwelling kids before he could be stopped by Ben Scrivens & his red neck pal, Leo Dechamp. Now Jimmy has returned, this time preying on a group of "Spirit Hunters" searching for the truth to his killings, & Ben must track down Leo before they're added to his list of victims!
Villainous intergalactic raider Camel Toe Bobby Joe finds his quest to transform planet Earth into a cosmic redneck paradise thwarted by the heroic Captain Skanky McHaggis.
It's "Death Wish" meets "Savage Streets" meets "Monty Python" in this over the top 80's style revenge comedy. When their best fighter, Dewback, is killed, the Queafs must exact bloody vengeance! In the middle of their war, a lone nomad warrior comes into the picture & begrudgingly helps the girls on their quest for revenge.
When an elvin village is taken over by the goblin warlord Vondruke, and one of their kinswoman Marge is taken captive, a young elf girl named Heatherial must seek out the one they call Deathbone and ask for his help to vanquish the evil. Filled to the brim with witty and over the top dialogue and comedy.
Stingy Jack returns 27 years after the events of the first film to finish off the teens who escaped his wrath.
Stingy Jack has returned from the grave and needs six souls so he can once again walk the earth! Can a bunch of teenage horror fans stop him?
Geek War tells the tale of a mysterious VHS tape that dwells in the comic book shop of Deathbone (Billy Garberina), the eccentric barbarian shop owner. Deathbone has priced this tape at 1500 bucks and in 25 years nobody has ever forked over the cash to buy it, until now. Thus begins the Geek War. Both Max and Papillion fight to claim the tape as their own from the clutches of Tangerine, the hot girl in question.
When a group of college pals retreats to an isolated cabin for a rowdy weekend of debauchery and carnal pleasures, a madman dons his creepy scarecrow costume and begins to prey upon the unsuspecting youths in unusually creative ways.
The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
What happens when a group of busty Chics, pimped out by their mystical magical warlock leader, rapes the wrong man and a load of vengeance is heaped down upon them for such a dastardly deed? You must watch this unflinching tale of sheer degradation and buffoonery to find out.
Writer, producer and director Chris Seaver (Filthy McNasty) puts the campiness in summer camp with this raunchy and hilarious misadventure that finds the one and only Teenape taking on the job of Camp Arawak counselor. When the delinquents of Arawak run roughshod over his friend and confidante Heather, Teenape swings into action and shows the little miscreants a thing or two about living life on the wild side.
The Bleu Cheese Brothers is an out of this world Ernest Fan Film which shows you, the ERNEST fan, what happened after his untimely death. Two geeky and awkward brothers set out on an adventure with their shitty friend, Gothorella, to bring back Ernest from the dead, so he can finish the Last Ernest Film, "A Nightmare on Vern's Street". Before they can do so, they must battle with The Devil, who is a busty she wench that loves show tunes and EVIL. She sends her minions, Dametrie and Mendoza the Giant Boobed Porn Demon, to thwart the brothers plans to resurrect Ernest from his hellion cage.
A group of teenagers set up the annual Halloween's Haunted House exhibit. Teen Ape finds himself a large breasted lover, but the gang accidentally wake up The Destroyer - an ancient evil god that takes out its deadly wrath on the gang.
In the first All Comedy Flick from LBP, Chris Seaver brings you the heart warming tale of AJ Stabone, a mild mannered guy who was thrust from his California life, to live in the small hick town known as Wellsville, NY. He soon finds out that this small town is much more than it seems. It is home to the BIGGEST Karaoke Championship of all time, and Ricky the Gootch reigns Supreme. Ricky makes it pretty hard for the NEW Kid and starts an all out War to destroy AJ and his "cool" ways. AJ along with his mentor Poopdeck Pappy, enter the contest to thwart Ricky's plans of Karaoke World Domination and put him in his place. Watch as You Will witness Karaoke, like you have never seen it before.
This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually repulsive place and using it for his own evil ends.
Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
H and P are back in the sequel to "12 Inches of Dangling Fury" and "Drop a Deuce". This time out, the sisters are part-time students, part-time exorcists as they battle the forces of evil in the city of Bonejack Heights. Little do they know, The Devil and his small band of minions are getting pissed at the rise of fallen demons, and Lucifer must set out on his own to kill Heather and Puggly and all of their friends that get in his way.
Heather and Puggly are back in this rip roaring tale of mystery, blood, sex and intergalactic mayhem! This time around Puggly is seduced by a vixen from far, far away. Heather and everyone else for that matter seem to think that this strange "vixen" is not to be trusted. As soon as the murders start, Heather along with her friends Shemp and The Meistro begin an investigation in order to bring this so called "venus" to light.
In FILTHY McNASTIER, Phil the Demon is back to his old hijinks, this time granting the wish of a lonely gal who's lacking the voluptuous bosoms of her girlfriends. But as always, there's a price to pay for her new look...and this time, Phil has the vampire Razor McBleed along for the fun!
FILTHY McNASTIEST goes beyond the previous films and introduces D'artagnan, who proves that the female is indeed the deadliest of the species! She grants Clavell's desire to satisfy his lover in one area where he's coming up "short" with hilariously over-the-top consequences!
Mulva comes out of a five-year coma and seeks revenge against Teenape and his gang for stealing her Halloween candy.
Blood Trim is a short flick about the evil Desmond St. Croix and his bloodthirsty taste for the sweet tangy solitude of period blood. Yes that's right, this villain LOVES him some pussy plasma. When Geoffrey and his brood of sexy hoes unwittingly unleash the spirit of Desmond, the part-tay heats up in a menagerie of death and Jamaican Fury. Spit seed as you witness scantily clad women run willy nilly around your hearts and tug at your nut strings. Dance the death dance as you find out what happens when five school chums, a talking vagina and Michael Jackson have to stop a rampaging fiend, hell bent on sipping the women folk dry and ruling the world with a rasta filled fist. Take heed, foolish mortals. Nothing can prepare you for such terror and cheese. Strap yourselves in for an explosive ride through your own dementia. This IS Blood Trim.
In Bloody Giblets, join Teen-Ape and friends for a time traveling erotic adventure, battling evil and fighting for the American Way.
Two bookish women, whom crave adventure and bad taste, suddenly turn into sexy ladies after being zapped with a spell by a sex-starved ghost.
Juvenile micro budget horror-comedy about two vampires fighting over the same girl.
A buffoonish candy addict, named Mulva, and her misfit friends, are forced to fight for her Halloween candy against hordes of zombies that rise from the dead on Halloween night.
Chris Seaver's final installment in the Anal Paprika trilogy comes to a close when Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy save the world from killer vampires.
Chris Seaver's Anal Paprika trilogy continues. This time, Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy must face Vampires.
A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.
A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.
From Almost Night Till Almost Day was Chris Seaver's attempt to make fun of all of Quentin Tarantino's films in ONE movie. But the biggest inspiration was of course, From Dusk Til Dawn. It's almost a shot for shot parody of that film with Seaver's wacky comedy thrown in and his LBP style. Shot in 1996, two weeks BEFORE the original movie came out, he used Quentin Tarantino's script to base the movie off of, it was at the time the Biggest LBP film ever - with Action, lots of blood, Gay Vampires, home made squibs, this and that and what not and so forth. It has even been seen by Quentin himself when passed along to him through many a friend and was mentioned on his appearance on The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show.
Two tales of fright! Dead Skin: When a jealous boyfriend kills the guy his girlfriend was cheating with, he comes back from beyond the grave for revenge! Devil's Assassin: A mysterious figure appears, and wants to kill people to sacrifice for his master.
A documentary about the films of Chris Seaver and the Low Budget Productions crew.
The kids at Bonejack High get more than they bargained for when sexually repressed teacher Prudence makes a deal with the devil, turning into an erotically charged temptress.
Three years later, the Meter Man finds a NEW home to take over and do it all over again.
A documentary following the vulgar adventures of the Paranormal Investigation Agency as they investigate a series of paranormal encounters, including sex crazed ghosts, horny demon possessions and murderous succubus.
The Meter Man tells the tale of a simple British Meter Reader who happens upon the house of an old crone. When he enters the home to ask where her Meter is located, he's suddenly trapped and made to live in her basement, being fed POOP, until her death. Many years go by and a group of kids break into the house to party and unwittingly release the Meter Man, who at this point is out for REVENGE and dispatches the kids in many low budget gory ways.
