Christopher Halladay
God lives in New York City and He's really annoyed with the human race. He needs his faith in mankind restored and comes up with a plan. He dispatches his angelic assistant Serena to approach ladies' man Rick Cozwell and inform him that he has 60 days to fall in love or the world will come to an abrupt end.
A good looking, but shy man with a tragically small penis (medically known as 'micropenis') takes a fringe herbal remedy that makes him grow and grow and grow.