Jerry Delony

Austin, Texas, is an Eden for the young and unambitious, from the enthusiastically eccentric to the dangerously apathetic. Here, the nobly lazy can eschew responsibility in favor of nursing their esoteric obsessions. The locals include a backseat philosopher who passionately expounds on his dream theories to a seemingly comatose cabbie, a young woman who tries to hawk Madonna's Pap test to anyone who will listen and a kindly old anarchist looking for recruits.

7.1/10
8.6%

Ilsa works for an Arab sheik who enjoys importing females to use as sex slaves.

5.1/10

A Las Vegas vampire who apparently has no aversion to direct sunlight attempts to get laid using the book "1001 Ways to Seduce Women." Released in two different versions: a 45-minute X-rated cut with explicit sex scenes and a truncated soft-core "comedy" version half that length.

2.7/10