Kristina Haddad
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Leonard is a slacker living at home in Los Angeles. One day he decides to flee his wretched life and head for Texas, then his car is stolen.