Peter Iasillo Jr.
A reporter cruises around in his van and reports on all the trivial things no one cares about.
The horror film Skinned Deep begins when a family suffers a flat tire on a barren stretch of road with only a diner dotting the landscape. They meet Granny, the seemingly nice old woman who runs the establishment, but they soon find that she is the leader of a deranged clan. The family is slain, with the exception of their teenage daughter, Tina whom one of the sons in the family, Brain (a boy with an externalized brain much larger than his head), takes a romantic interest in. Soon a group of bikers show up, forcing the girl to figure out which group of crazies she should throw in with in order to stay alive.
An alien ship crashes to Earth. A group of campers are caught in the midst of this crash. There are a number of alien bugs here who proceed to infect a number of corpses. These dead bodies promptly rise from the earth as zombies and start to kill the campers. They chase the remaining campers through the woods. There is also a hitman thrown in here for good measure.
A group of hobos begin melting into multicolored piles of goo after drinking sixty-year-old liquor. At the same time, the psychotic Vietnam War vet who rules the hobo camp snaps and begins killing at random. Two brothers set out to stop the liquor and the killer.
