Petter Baiestorf

In 2019 the Brazilian government released 290 new pesticides on the market, 18 of these pesticides are extremely toxic. "290 Venenos" is a short film that makes an exercise in critical reading about the excessive use of poisonous substances in our foods. It seeks to show the dangers and damages of pesticides.

A crazy fucking reporter goes to Palmitos to investigate the thoughts of Petter Baiestorf, the insane mind behind the legendary Cannibal Films.

An oral record with a little history of the Kaingang Nation told by the Kófas of the Guarita indigenous tribe.

Veteran Spanish actor Antonio Mayans is kidnapped by a director with whom he made a terrible film in the past, and whose career was destroyed by the failure of it. He seeks revenge and wants Mayans to act on his new project: a snuff movie.

In this anthology of horror episodes, 13 bizarre stories are told by independent film directors of Southern Brazil. Between ghosts, serial killers and demons, they conduct their strange, very strange stories.

5.9/10

A group of kids embarks in a macabre adventure, full of characters from the Brazilian popular imaginary - the werewolf, a witch, a ghost, monsters and The Saci.

5.9/10

Visual experience with genitalia in a political struggle. Written, Produced and Directed by Petter Baiestorf, with a tasty edition by Gurcius Gewdner and magical photography by Daniel "Australian" Yencken and the genitalia of barbarian Coffin Souza. Don't vote for anyone !!!

A strange black spot approaches the coast, bringing death and destruction to a fishing village. In a desperate flight to escape the chaos, lonely Albino fights for the great love of his life at the risk of his own soul.

5.6/10

In the future, metanoia erupts from the filth of the world. The monstrous primate that roars out of the mud, imposes itself before the erratic and alienated human being, molding its violence against the cathodic domain.

Lloyd Kaufman Goes to São Paulo, Brazil to teach his famous "Make Your Own Damn Movie" Master Class, and while there he meets with the heart of the Brazilian film industry!

Project consisting of four short films, partially filmed. Scenes from one of these short films were included in the feature film Zombio 2.

Death and blood are in the middle of a feud between two families. Something creepy rounds the Silva Farm and makes its victims. The Carvalho Family, stuck to their past and hatred, can't see the secular evil that approaches from the darken woods.

6.2/10

The incredible true story of Mrs. Oldina Do Monte, a 80 years old grandma who acts in trash movies produced by her grandson.

The dream is the only right that cannot be forbidden.

Cuban crisis analyzed from the perspective of a decadent filmmaker and his hot neighbor arrived in poetic-philosophical interludes. One of the first films to imply the mastery of the collectivist identity of Timóteo Pinto. Petter Baiestorf's homage to all film festivals in Brazil in the true story of Coffin Souza and his miserable life full of disappointments and, at times, some almost joyful joys.

Psycho-philosophical study about life in society, it talks about the embryos of Bolsonarism that appeared in Brazil at the beginning of the 21st century. We warned, but nobody paid attention, so it happened!

A backward mass, as catechizing as evangelical fanatics or Catholic heads.

Radical experimentalism of anti-cinema metalanguage that wants to experience sensations. It was filmed with a bunch of people who wanted to have a party, but that we at Canibal Filmes tested them to see who was good at interpreting.

Short inspired by the dramas of George Kuchar, it starred Elio Copini, Everson Schütz and Coffin Souza. Despite being an extremely homemade production and made with friends in a moment of supreme fun, it shows what director Petter Baiestorf thinks about religions and their fanatical followers.

A Brazilian zombie movie.

5.3/10

Guzzlers couple lives a surreal extreme situation of space-time and beers.

Freak society of mutants is shaken by the birth of a normal being and starts to exploit him financially. Movie partially shot and never finished.

7.4/10
6.3%

Experiments and improvisations in a feijoada among friends filmed not to be a short film. Edition of the duo Baiestorf-Bortolanza with unpublished / excluded scenes from the movie "Gore Gore Gays". A style exercise will only occupy your head. Synopsis: Girl leaves inland and arrives in the big city to live her dreams.

Bestial Sluts of Phallic Archangels” (1998) began to be shot as a porn video about a psychiatrist studying the kinks of two patients, but ended up becoming a mixture (indigestuous for a large part of the public) of violence and explicit sex...

Hell on earth, devilish gods, Lucifer emerge from the bowels of a ship in search of human flesh and blood as food.

5.4/10

"Crise existencial" from Petter Baiestorf. Brazil, 1998

At the end of the busy year of 1997, we ended up filming a documentary produced by Jorge Timm. Jorjão's restaurant was very close to the Uruguay River, on Ilha Redonda, and there was a river flood, which rose about eleven meters above the normal level - two meters less than the record high of 1983 - and displaced many people. Claudio Baiestorf, Carli and I went there to record the damage, interview homeless people and invent delusions. We arrived at the place and realized that Jorge had greatly exaggerated, via telephone, the size of the flood damage. There were not even homeless people. Thanks to warnings from the civil defense, all residents had taken precautions. We opened a whiskey and started filming anyway.

Canibal Filmes

This short exists only for one reason: I wanted to test the possibilities of the iris of a defective VHS camcorder that I had and the fading of the colors that resulted from VHS to VHS copies (this film is not black and white, it is faded color ). As I had no story to film, I improvised as an actor (Braun kept holding the camera for me), I walked from side to side, subtitled the whole thing with a poem I had written on and… Why not show the results of these experiences for everyone who is interested in seeing you.

A family of outsiders is attacked by a possesed bowl of noodles.

Lysergy slices hovering under cathode tubes

Bored with his mediocre life, millionaire BRAULIO GROSELHA has a strange dream, where a masked figure urges him to fight crime using the code name FATMAN. He summons his butler, Mongogildo, as his new partner: ROBADA. The dynamic duo soon becomes a sensation in the fight against crime and the target of the evil plans of Dr. Gore and his henchman KARAS. After challenging Karas and his Ninja helpers, Fatman and Robada must face Dr. Gore's new creation: the gigantic Monster-Chicken!

1st short film by petter baiestorf

A movie by Petter Baiestorf

6.8/10

This short was one of the first directions / scripts made by director Petter Baiestorf. In the short, EB Toniolli plays a desperate young man who attempts the longest suicide ever shot in the history of cinema. It was recorded in 1992, but edited in 1996.

This short film is an attempt to explore "Star Wars" (sic) style interplanetary wars. It stars Marcos Braun and Carli Bortolanza, with interpretations in the best "low budget" style possible.

Dr. Karloff prisons an alien from the Leguminous Planet and calls his friend Dr. Marins to help him in his experiences, because the Leguminous Monster is an anarchist intellectual full of hate against the human beings. While the scientists discuss about the monster, Caquinha is convinced for him to let him go. Done that, the Monster kills the scientists and kills everyone he finds in his way.

5.7/10

Jesus Christ returns to planet Earth and is beaten up by the Christian community, which takes great pleasure in showing him christian affection!

This was my first attempt at making a movie. It was unabashedly inspired by Edward D. Wood Jr.'s Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959), one of the culprits in making me want to write increasingly meaningless scripts (the other is Jesus Franco). Until the second order, the 20-minute copy of this film, which was never edited, is lost.

A short film by Petter Baiestorf.

A Short Filme By Petter Baiestorf.

A Short Film by Petter Baiestorf.

Our homage to the stupid idea of God.

Record of the rehearsal of the band Amsanctus in which the actor and film editor from Canibal, E.B. Toniolli, played. The master of the document, lasting about 30 minutes, was not found. The work was partially recovered from the feature "The Cannibals-Mabusiânus also dance Vol. 1" where it had been partially used.

A film by Petter Baiestorf.

A film by Petter Baiestorf.

Acid abstraction.