Tommy Smeltzer
Longtime mobster Lou Bagetta knows an unexpected visit is never good news, so when fellow gangster Joey Gusto drops by it comes down to a battle of wits. Fortunately for Bagetta, Gusto doesn't have many. Baffled by Bagetta's "immortality issues" and lacking improvisational panache in the art of the hit, Joey Gusto struggles with a mark who has decided not only to put up a fight, but to have a good time in the process.
A redneck with an uncanny knack for getting arrested becomes the star of his own reality program.
A store clerk and an ice cream truck driver are thrown together when a dying scientist entrusts them with a deadly chemical kept in ice. This chemical will kill every living thing once it melts. They have to take the chemical codenamed 'Elvis' to the next nearest military base while being chased by terrorists who want it to hold the country for ransom.
