Trey Alexander

The story is about a community of Armenians, refugees from the Soviet Union during the Baku pogroms, living in a deep American province. Baku life, Armenian blood, Soviet mentality, and American emigration mixed in an incredible tragicomic proportion. All were "Events" - so they call the war in Nagorno-Karabakh (the word itself is taboo). Everyone had to run "in their pajamas". The Armenian cemetery in Baku was paved over. They were kicked out of the city in 1988. For two years, they were rolling around the country. They didn't let me out of the Union... The Union collapsed. Accepted By America. They have been living in the US for 30 years, everything is fine, they have adapted to their new life (financially). But my thoughts remained in the USSR. "I can only return to the USSR," says the film's hero Eric. Every year in October they brew hash, it is a Holy tradition and a terrible swill, women are not allowed on hash.

A secret government lab run by Dr. Hess (Art LaFleur) has been trying to create the ultimate killer using the DNA of infamous killers Jeffrey Dahmer (Ford Austin) and John Wayne Gacy (Randal Malone), but there’s one big problem: they’ve escaped! Bloody mayhem stretches across the United States as they go on the ultimate killing spree. Trying to stop the maniacal madness is Ringo (Ford Austin), a hick warrior being trained by God (Harland Williams), using only a shotgun and a bottle of whiskey. In his road trip to hell, he must first fight off his own demons, not to mention an army of Japanese ninjas and a Super-serial killer (Ethan Phillips)! It all leads up to the ultimate showdown!

Journalist Karen Addams is fighting to keep her sanity -- it appears someone else has assumed her identity and is living her life better than she ever could. Losing a grip on her romance, her career and her friendships, Karen struggles to get her life back by exposing the impostor. But things take an unexpected turn when she discovers the true enemy is within herself!