Inside No. 9

A spoof of regional television magazine programmes

After a bank robber dressed as Santa Claus holds up a bank, a child disillusioned with Christmas encounters a man in the woods who, also dressed as Santa, claims to have fallen out of his sleigh. The pair strike up a friendship and go on an adventure.

A family team-building game of sardines (similar to hide and seek) in rural country mansion leads to a dark and sinister discovery.

Hector and Tabitha hire a teenage girl to look after their disabled brother, but it seems there are some scary things going on in their home.

Strangely-farcical goings-on are in store for a group of unwitting guests, who have all booked adjoining rooms on the ninth floor of the Zanzibar hotel in London.

When Adrian's career as a wedding photographer starts to get in the way of his own marriage, his wife Harriet is determined to find out why.

A group of six students about to embark on the most exciting period of their lives so far: university!

A couple of silent bungling burglars try to steal a painting from a luxury home at the same time as the owner and his "missus" are having a serious fight.

A pop star dies whilst making a home visit to a sick girl, leaving his entourage and the family squabbling over a balloon which holds his dying breath.

In a waiting room, people exchange glances, bump into each other and become impatient with the situation before starting the dance. This film translates onto the screen the choreographed tensions between the characters, overcome by panic or madness.

When Christine brings a man home from a costume party, her life begins to unravel. Her happiness slowly turns to sorrow.

Trevor and Julia always want to make Christmas really special for their family but with money tight, it won't be easy. As each door of the advent calendar opens, everyone will have to do their bit to make Christmas happen.

With deadly intent, Nina and Professor Squires commence a battle of wits.

A group of passengers on a night train from France try to get some sleep, but the compartment quickly fills up and the possibility of sleep dwindles away. Then one of the passengers suddenly dies.

After finding a lost shoe in the street, a man becomes fixated on trying to trace its owner.

In the early 1980s in the heart of the Appalachian Mountains, the depraved Morrow family lives off the beaten path and preys on young women who they kidnap from the side of the highway. There’s unrest within the family, however, as their 19-year-old son Michael tries to break free from their clutches and escape his past.

It follows Heather and Carla, who agree to meet after having not spoken in years. Over tea, Heather presents a very unexpected proposition that will change their lives forever.

The story of a woman who is slowly losing her sight whilst trying to investigate the mysterious death of her twin sister.

Paul Pennyfeather is an inoffensive divinity student at Oxford University in the 1920s who is wrongly dismissed for indecent exposure having been made the victim of a prank by The Bollinger Club.

For over a decade, an ex-market stall trader from Liverpool called Eddie Braben wrote the scripts that made the nation take Morecambe and Wise to their hearts. But for Braben, it wasn't all sunshine. Beginning in 1969 with the birth of the 'golden triangle' of Eric, Ernie and Eddie, this film chronicles the grind that pushed the perfectionist Braben to the brink of exhaustion, culminating in the triumphant Christmas Day show of 1977.

In the 17th century, two witch-finders are summoned to the unassuming village of Little Happens to try an old woman.

We join Ben a year on as he is getting used to life without his beloved Gran. With the memory of their daring Crown Jewel heist still fresh in his mind, he is stunned to learn another spate of thefts are beginning to occur - with all the clues pointing to The Black Cat, better known to Ben as Granny!

A new republican prime minister strips the British monarch and her family of their money and assets, and forces them to live on a rundown council estate.

In the summer of 1995, two vulnerable teenage girls are accused of murdering their schoolteacher. For seventeen years, the two girls go their separate ways, Poppy having been charged with the murder. Fast-forward to modern day. Happily married mother Serena is now back in the same seaside town for the first time as she cares for her dying mother Rachel. Poppy is living in quite different circumstances. Having served seventeen years for a crime she still insists she didn’t commit, she has only one thing on her mind… the truth. And if she didn’t kill Marcus, then who did?

Reveals how the home life of the larger-than-life Carry On actress Hattie Jacque was blown apart by a secret sexual liaison with her handsome young driver while she was married to Dad's Army star John Le Mesurier.

Pete (David Tennant) is ready to break up with Juliet, his girlfriend of three years. When she gets home, she mistakes his words and actions for a proposal and before he can correct her mistake, their house is full of family, friends and champagne.

Our Urban Myths are stories that have been passed down over time and have now become part of urban folklore. But are they true? We take a slightly tongue in cheek, mischievous – and deliberately ambiguous – look at what might have happened...

The Worst Week of My Life is a British comedy television series, first broadcast on BBC One between March and April 2004. A second series was aired between November and December 2005 and a three-part Christmas special, The Worst Christmas of My Life was shown during December 2006. It was written by Mark Bussell and Justin Sbresni.

Three intertwined stories to celebrate the the centenary of romance publishing house Mills & Boon. The first concerns Charles Boon's tempestuous relationship with his wife Mary, and is complemented by story lines set in the 1970s and the present day.

This Is Jinsy is a British comedy series. The pilot first aired on 1 March 2010 on BBC Three. The programme is about the bizarre residents of the fictional island of Jinsy and based on the island of Guernsey, where the two writers are from. The show was written by Chris Bran and Justin Chubb who also play the leading roles. Although the pilot episode was made for the BBC, the full series of eight episodes was picked up by Sky Atlantic. The first series began airing with a double bill on 19 September 2011 and ended on 31 October 2011. A second series was screened in January 2014.

Comedy drama following a mismatched pair of police officers who disagree on everything with their partner, from policing to their personal life.

When an arrogant, maverick National Security Agent comes over from the US to join a newly-formed team tackling cybercrime at Britain's security headquarters, he enlists an inept and tactless computer analyst Joseph in a power grab that threatens to disrupt the team’s ability to combat cyber terrorism.

Silent physical comedy starring Kim Cattrall as Ruby and Mike Wozniak as her nephew.

A retelling of the timeless panto classic, with an all-star cast assembling online to put their spin on a much-loved story.

Four tales of terror unfold at the abandoned ruins of Ravenhill Psychiactric hospital.

David Walliams stars in this sketch spectacular alongside Joanna Lumley. Filmed in front of a live studio audience, the show also features Morgana Robinson and Mike Wozniak.

A young boy is bored spending time with his dull grandma until he discovers she's an international Jewel thief.

A girl rescues a rat, which the malevolent burgerman wants to make into a burger and sell to the local school children and people.

The story of Len, who made a billion dollars from inventing a new toilet roll, and his 12-year-old son Joe who appears to have everything he could want but what he really needs is a friend.